The Duck Song 1

I have returned... for now. But while I am blogging for the moment, I am posting a Duck Song Trilogy! Here is Duck Song 1.

Time for MY BIRTHDAY!!!! And April Vacation

Yo peoples! So on Wednesday,

It

Was

My

Birthday!!!!!!

 The way I think of it, for some reason, is that I am the age of the protagonist(If I used it the word the right way) of most kid's books. But, too keep my strange ways I will state my age: I'm 80 years old! *fireworks spew into the air and spell out the number 80* If you look back at the older posts(And I mean older) you'll understand this better.

So vacations been a blast. On Monday, I went to the movies to see Wrath of the Titans and it was epic, besides the fact that my favorite Greek God died right off the bat at the beginning of the movie. Other than that I'd rate the movie some thing close to 5 stars, like 4.8 or whatever. On Thursday I think I went to the beach and got chased by a dog for the third time.

S'ya!  
Timmay!

Time for Randomness I

So the pointless information and all that was a fail and too much needless work, so I am going to replace that with a new thing. Almost every week I will just shoot random, unnecessary sentences at you all. Here are three examples:

   Some kid sat on my friend's head.

   There is a cereal called "Fruity Bits"

   My brother made me "do work"(I don't want to talk about it)

So you see what I mean. Of course those will be a complete recap of the week while this was over the course of many weeks.
 If you are wondering why I put a random I in the title, that's because I like roman numerals. And as a quote of my art teacher every time class ends: Well, bye!   
timmay!

Time For Horses

one of the most rediculous videos of all time...

timmay!

Time for Dr. Seuss

Today's Dr. Seuss' birthday!

Useless Fact of The Day:

chicken wings were invented?
At Anchor Bar in Buffalo, NY in 1964

Seeya!!!!!

-Timmay!!!!

Time For Corny Jokes

There are two new things in Time for Tim. There Called: The Corny Joke of the Week and The Picture of the Month. This will accompany The Pointless Fact of the Day in an upcoming page. The Picture of the Month will debut next week.

The Corny Joke of the Week:

Q: Why did the phone wear glasses?

A: Because he lost his contacts!

Pointless Fact of the Day: People Used to think tomatoes were poisonous.

timmay!

Time for Skiing

Hello all people! Last week I had the best February Vacation in my entire life. I went to my friends house for the majority and went skiing on Thursday. I've never skied before so I was super nervous. The place I went to was called "Pat's Peak". Anyways, for the first time ever, my height saved my life. I went on a ski lift with my friend. This was the first time I've gone on a ski lift so I had no idea how I was supposed to pull down the guard pole- you know,  the only thing that stops you from falling 60 feet to the hard, icy ground! My friend knew what lever to pull but he was too short to reach it. I finally found the lever and squirmed out of death.

Today after period 7, I was walking down the hallway when I remembered i left something in the music room. As I turned my binder slipped and I was holding it by the side. I thought I saved it until the velcro ripped apart and it fell. Every single piece of paper fell out. I was embarrassed because
1. There were a lot of people in the hallway so there was a crowd all set for me.
2. Everyone seemed sympathetic.
The sympathy may not make sense to some people but I HATE it when people feel bad for me. I knew in some way I deserved it for anything I did(And I can think of a lot), so I just shrugged it off. BYYYYYYEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
-timmay!

Time for Answers, Drumrolls and Randomness

My new catchphrase is: "I AM French Toast!"

    Anyway the answer to the riddle which is WAAAAAYYYY overdue is

Drumroll...

More drumroll...

When will the drumroll end...?

A snake.
    That was really worth waiting for wasn't it?
   
    Anyhow that weird "book drive" kid stopped like weeks ago and I never really had to tell him to. But now I have a bigger problem - this creepy kid in my band class is also a Saxophone player so he has to sit next to me. He's creepy because he asks me weird questions like: "Wanna smell my cork grease?" By the way, cork grease smells like pee. He also calls himself "Cleavage Man". Hopefully he's talking about how a rock cuts.

    The random fact of the day is: in the middle ages, animals were put on trial for crimes against humanity 

timmay!

<:) Hat!

Some people are just completely annoying. Like there's this one kid who, for some reason, he book-driving me* and kicking my binder(which is probably the reason why I can't fix my binder's rings anymore...

Anyway, to put a more positive spin on this post I decided to put up a riddle! Here it is:

I spit like bacon, am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone but lack good legs,
I peel like an onion but still remain whole,
I'm long like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole
What am I?

I will post the answer on Saturday, my second favorite day of the week.

timmay!
*A book drive is when you run up to someone and hit them with a hardcovered book.(The kid who is doing this is the same kid who wrote the post "I'm a Zombie Please Kill Me Timothy Lwanga")

So Cold!

I regret everything I said about wishing for for snow! I like snow when it's falling because it looks beautiful, but now, there's slush on the ground, mud everywhere, and not to mention, it's COLD! Dirty snow is my third least favorite thing about winter behind not being able to go outside and of course, the COLD! Despite the awful part of winter, I just can't wait until Feburary Vacation because hopefully, I will be able to go sledding.

Anyway, This COLD reminds me of the time I went to Florida, where it was warm every day. One time I was at a cafe in Universal Studios. I was in the bathroom right before we left, when as soon as I walked in, I heard a very loud growling sound coming from out of one of the stalls. I instantly ran out, terrified. Now that I think about it, that must have been really funny considering how the growl sounded like and how it was coming from a stall.

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Timmay!

Today in wellness(health) class in school, we started a project. Mr. Dyer told us that we are going to create a slogan and make it fancy, add some designs, pictures and other stuff. He also told us that we were going to be on T.V.! So I was with a group of four boys(One being Carl), who all decided to make our slogan target fast food. Our first slogan was something pretty cool but I don't remember it. We thought some more and came up with: "GREASE MAKES OBESE" and we all loved it. Then we sety to work on individually making rough drafts. My design was to make the letters corrispond to the words so I drew GREASE all wet and nasty like real grease, I drew MAKE in the shape of various foods and the M looked like the McDonalds logo, I drew the OBESE as, well, you know. Next week I need to come in with supplies, pictures I found online, and other stuff that will help with the project  

I've done pretty much nothing besides go to my friends house and watch the ball drop on New Years on TV. So besides any of that, all I've really done is play video games, get sick of that, play piano, get sick of that, go on the computer, get sick of that, jump on a trampoline, get sick. I would go sledding but there's one tiny problem with that: It never snowed.

 But I bet i would be happy about that if it was last year. There was never a time when there wasn't snow on the ground. The problem with the snow is that it was extremly cold and was pretty much soft ice covered in dirt so it was useless for making snowmen or having snowball fight and all that junk.

I still expect it to snow before valentines day. 

Real or Fake #1

I found this video on youtube. You decide if its real or fake.

Did you know that today is National "Speak in a British Accent" Day? I've exdended this day from Friday to Sunday. Anyway, I realized that sinced intresting secrets and stuff like that have been happiening, my dreams have been relevant to that. For instance, say there is a person who I find mean and vicious at school, and I am going to a sleep-away camp in a few weeks. I might have a dream that I am at the sleep-away camp and that person who I don't like is there and is hurting someone. I end up beating up that person, which is something that I would never do at a summer camp. I have had a dream like that before, except the person who I possibly killed is someone who I don't know.   

 Today, I stayed after school for this thing(now you know why I was late, Ethan). Mr. Cremin led us to the library where we chose books to read. I chose The Magician's Elephant. I've read it in fourth grade but I forgot most parts of it.

    Yesterday I was supposed to go to an ice skating party that the McGlynn was hosting. Someone offered me money to rent skates but I refused  because I could walk the three minute travel home to get five dollars from my bank or ask my mom for money. When I saw my piggy bank, I found it empty. I told my mom that my money was gone. It turns out she did. At least she gave me 10 bucks. I'm going to save my money and hide it somewhere else.

Today for some reason a kid named Domenic, who is in all of my main classes- English, Social Studies, Science, and Math- was talking about Osama Bin Laden *spits* for no  reason. Realizing I just gave pointless information, he was trying to fall on his chair but he never pushed it out and ended up falling on the ground. Everyone fell to pieces.

    Anyway, I am one of the four people in my homeroom  who seem to like to read the most my teacher, Mr. Cremin, brought all four of us secretly gave us papers that invited us to stay after school today so we can get books. The McGlynn is being part of a program is called the Massachusetts Children's Book Award. To be a part of it you must join a group of kids read one of the books they give to you to read. Then, they give you a short worksheet so you can reveiw it. Not to mention you get an award after.

Deep Shadows part 3

The Children try to stop her but the Shadow steals the Emerald and Topaz Gems. A plan leads to them recovering the gems and defeating the Shadow once and for all.

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I have new reactions to my posts. Now you can comment without words!

Confusion

I was looking at stuff I could do to a person who is following me when I found a blog named Ramdom Stuff. A bunch of the Original Bloggers were following that person too so I want to know who that person is...

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Today I had my s]last soccer game of the 2011 fall season. It was one of the best games ever and it was against Somerville. I scored a goal and we won 3-0. We had pizza after

Saturday

I am in the mood for some exotic fruit like bannanas or peaches.

Sunday

I can't wait to be overflowing with candy in my bag and my shirt and my pants. I'm going to need a safe and a shopping cart

No homework!

Today I had 0 homework from school today. Heres my explanation:

English: I did it at the cafetorium during period 3. We usually have gym on that day, but none of the PE and health teachers were at school, so we were able to seize our oppertunity and do our homework at the cafe. By the way a very strange kid(Clearly one gram of sugar is too much for him in the morning) tried to sleep on my binder while I was organizing my English Section

Math: Our teacher (Mr. Kuzmich) spent so much time going ove vocab words, that he never got the chance to give us our homework so he just decided he would give it ot us us tomorrow.

Science: I accidentally finished it yesterday when it was due on tuesday.

Social Studies: Last week was rough, so Mrs. Bordonaro is trying


The random comment of the day is: It is illegal in some places to have a goatee without a license

Next Week

Next week at school will be insane. Especially in social studies. We are going to have a note book check, which means that our teacher sees that our social studies section of our binder. This counts as 10% of our final grade for the quarter. Then we'll have a Chapter QUiz. Believe it or not, this counts for 50% of our final grade for the quarter. I'm nervous. I don't wanna die.

New Movie

I don't know why, but I want to see the new movie, Puss In Boots. Don't ask why. Just don't. Please. I won't answer. This proves many things about me. Don't ask that either. Please forget about this stupid post.

Lightbulb

I have an Idea to make a productive way of posting so there isn't a big gap in between posts. It is called:

The Random Comment of The Day!

     The random comment of the day is:  Rain comes from clouds

This daily segment will add a millimeter of humor in my blog. 

Note: I will not be able to post a random comment if there is no free internet access



Segways...

On saturday I learned how to ride a segway. I was scared of crashing into a tree if I went too fast, but after a few laps I was in complete control.

The useless information of the day: I am strange

:)

I'm happy. Today I went all the way to Westford for a soccer game. 45 min. ride that made me fall asleep. There were a lot of people missing in both teams but more on the other team. The coach wanted it to be a 6-on-6 game be we had one more player. The game started horribly. They stole the ball at least 20 times in 2 minutes. They got the first goal. Score: 1-0. Then our starting left midfeilder scored a brilliant goal. We became tied. At the end of the half our foward scored a second goal, making the game on our side: 1-2. At the end of the half the Westford coach started saying that we were poking the other teams eyes. Then he started saying that if we dont stop playing so agressively he will end the game. I don't understand this because the other players were pushing us to get the ball while many of our players would stop for a second after someone tripped. At the second half, our foward scored another goal, making the score 1-3. Then I scored a goal for the first time this season to make it 1-4. The foward scored again to make the final score 1-5.    

Wazzap!

Today was the Mcglynn Oreintation. I got Side B(I have heard that that is a bad thing). My homeroom is room 320. I didn't see many people that I know which is giving me a feeling that I am going to have to make more friends than I intended. Buuuuut I will see next wednesday. My favorite subject will probably end up being either social studies or science.

   Also: on tuesday I had my first soccer practice. I am really excited for my first game that I believe is next saturday. This post is a copyright of Timmy is Awesome Inc.

Deep Shadows part 2

The Two kids reveal themselves as Luke and Bright from Diamond. They explain that Diamond has been darkend and people have had all there energy sucked out of them. Quinn explained that they were turned into Shadow Zombies. Luke and bright used the Diamond to reflect the Shadows beam. Quinn and Ryan return to the house with Luke and Bright. Turner, Ryan and Spiral's dad, says that they can't leave them here. Quinn offers to keep them at the Sapphire house, but Blaze turns them down. Quinn does not argue this time. Blaze has been violent lately. Quinn asks Sophie, his mom, but even she- the cherriest person he knows- turns them down negetively. Quinn then begins to secretly keep Luke and bright in their basement.
When Sophie finds out she doesn't punish Quinn right away, instead she asks them questions and find out about the situation in Diamond. She calls the original Jewl-Bearers to defeat the Shadow
They arrive at Diamond and see the Shadow larger than ever. The Shadow explains her plan to them. She was going to take over Diamond and use the Shadow Zombies to take over the other cities.  

Deep Shadows

This past week I have been doing a writing program at Tufts. I am supposed to make a story. I could not think of anything original, so I just came up with a plot for The Lighthouse 2. Me and my tutor cam up with this original storyline:

The Official Grand Opening of Diamond City has been interrupted, during a Gady Laga performance, by the disapearence of the sun. People started to get scared. But other people realize that it is a solar eclipse. There has not been a solar eclipse in 4,000 years. Suddenly the Diamond Lighthouse started flashing it's gleaming eyes. At that moment everyone scattered to their homes.
Blaze and Quinn are now 17 and are having a wonderful life. They are now best friends with the lodestoners, Ryan an Spiral. When Blaze and Quinn visit Ryan and Spiral for dinner, They hear terrible sonds coming from outside. Blaze and Spiral stay, but Quinn, who is extremely curious, urges Ryan to come with him. They find two dust and bloody children in an alley.

Barbara C. Harris Camp

So far, summer has been AWWWSOMMME!!!! Last week  I went to a sleep-away camp that was  great. They do all kinds of activities there like canoeing, rock climbing, swimming in the lake(with the option of making sand castles), Archery(I almost got a bulls-eye!), and my favorite,  Canoe Dodgeball. In Canoe Doge ball, you climb into a canoe and you play dodgeball rules. You get hit, you are out until someone catches a ball. Every year, we camp out, but this year we camped out in a small clearing deep into the woods. As my friend Alex remarked that every  five second he could hear me spazzing out in the sleeping bag because my head was itchy and stupid flies buzzed in my ears. At about 11 O' Clock we asked our male counselor if we can leave since no one could fall asleep.
 

GOODBYE

To anyone reading this this that are going to the Andrews, moving, is a teacher, or other: Goodbye!!! Good luck in THE FUTURE... I might see you in high school. And I will make sure to visit you, Mr.Allen!

To those of you going to the Mcglynn: See you next school year!

To all: Remember to practice math, reading, writing, sciencey stuff etc.

Also, the last day of school party was totally aesome! For some reason, splashing "wasn't allowed" I also have a new end of  blog catchphrase:

©2011 Timmy Is Awesome Inc. ™

Staying Over At School!

Today, on this thursday, we are staying over at school to work on our play. Mr. Allen is somewhere. Oh, he just came in the room. Now he left. Now he's back. Until he finds everyone, this is Time For Tim, at Blogger.com Signing off!

im a zombie please kill me



Timathy lawangua

Duck Song 3

This is the Conclusion to the Duck Song.

Duck Song 2

This is the second part of the Duck Song trilogy.

The Duck Song 1

I have returned... for now. But while I am blogging for the moment, I am posting a Duck Song Trilogy! Here is Duck Song 1.

Prom Night!

This song is way more pukish than Friday! I like Chicken Wings!

Timmay!

Timmay!!

Hi!

I'm sorry that I havn't blogged in a while. I was going to blog on my birthday(This monday) but my mom was doing her work. So I told myself, I will blog on tomorrow. So the next day I did not blog because I went to a vacation program  and I totally forgot. So the next day(wednesday)I remember but my mom is doing her work again. The next day my mom is doing her work again. the same thing happens on friday. So here I am. It's five days after my birthday! I'm 79 now.  

Vacation!

Finally, April Vacation has dawned. Happy Vacation everyone!!!! I like chicken wings!

Read-A-Thon!!!!

The Read-A-Thon was so Awesome!!!! The Read-A-Thon is when Mr.Allen reads to us all day except for recess and lunch. Poor old Mumpo, turned into an old child. Imagine being chased out off school by old children. Your house is locked and your friends house is locked. Remember, it is the middle of school.

Random post

Here is a list of funny quotes(at least ones that I found amusing).

Last night I lay in bed looking at the stars. Then I think to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

Flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss

When I die I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, not sleeping, like the passengers in his car.

First Post!!!!!

This is my first post!!!! I following everyone. I'm like a weirdo.