The Duck Song 1

I have returned... for now. But while I am blogging for the moment, I am posting a Duck Song Trilogy! Here is Duck Song 1.

Time for MY BIRTHDAY!!!! And April Vacation

Yo peoples! So on Wednesday,

It

Was

My

Birthday!!!!!!

 The way I think of it, for some reason, is that I am the age of the protagonist(If I used it the word the right way) of most kid's books. But, too keep my strange ways I will state my age: I'm 80 years old! *fireworks spew into the air and spell out the number 80* If you look back at the older posts(And I mean older) you'll understand this better.

So vacations been a blast. On Monday, I went to the movies to see Wrath of the Titans and it was epic, besides the fact that my favorite Greek God died right off the bat at the beginning of the movie. Other than that I'd rate the movie some thing close to 5 stars, like 4.8 or whatever. On Thursday I think I went to the beach and got chased by a dog for the third time.

S'ya!  
Timmay!

Time for Randomness I

So the pointless information and all that was a fail and too much needless work, so I am going to replace that with a new thing. Almost every week I will just shoot random, unnecessary sentences at you all. Here are three examples:

   Some kid sat on my friend's head.

   There is a cereal called "Fruity Bits"

   My brother made me "do work"(I don't want to talk about it)

So you see what I mean. Of course those will be a complete recap of the week while this was over the course of many weeks.
 If you are wondering why I put a random I in the title, that's because I like roman numerals. And as a quote of my art teacher every time class ends: Well, bye!   
timmay!

Time For Horses

one of the most rediculous videos of all time...

timmay!

Time for Dr. Seuss

Today's Dr. Seuss' birthday!

Useless Fact of The Day:

chicken wings were invented?
At Anchor Bar in Buffalo, NY in 1964

Seeya!!!!!

-Timmay!!!!

Time For Corny Jokes

There are two new things in Time for Tim. There Called: The Corny Joke of the Week and The Picture of the Month. This will accompany The Pointless Fact of the Day in an upcoming page. The Picture of the Month will debut next week.

The Corny Joke of the Week:

Q: Why did the phone wear glasses?

A: Because he lost his contacts!

Pointless Fact of the Day: People Used to think tomatoes were poisonous.

timmay!

Time for Skiing

Hello all people! Last week I had the best February Vacation in my entire life. I went to my friends house for the majority and went skiing on Thursday. I've never skied before so I was super nervous. The place I went to was called "Pat's Peak". Anyways, for the first time ever, my height saved my life. I went on a ski lift with my friend. This was the first time I've gone on a ski lift so I had no idea how I was supposed to pull down the guard pole- you know,  the only thing that stops you from falling 60 feet to the hard, icy ground! My friend knew what lever to pull but he was too short to reach it. I finally found the lever and squirmed out of death.

Today after period 7, I was walking down the hallway when I remembered i left something in the music room. As I turned my binder slipped and I was holding it by the side. I thought I saved it until the velcro ripped apart and it fell. Every single piece of paper fell out. I was embarrassed because
1. There were a lot of people in the hallway so there was a crowd all set for me.
2. Everyone seemed sympathetic.
The sympathy may not make sense to some people but I HATE it when people feel bad for me. I knew in some way I deserved it for anything I did(And I can think of a lot), so I just shrugged it off. BYYYYYYEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
-timmay!

Time for Answers, Drumrolls and Randomness

My new catchphrase is: "I AM French Toast!"

    Anyway the answer to the riddle which is WAAAAAYYYY overdue is

Drumroll...

More drumroll...

When will the drumroll end...?

A snake.
    That was really worth waiting for wasn't it?
   
    Anyhow that weird "book drive" kid stopped like weeks ago and I never really had to tell him to. But now I have a bigger problem - this creepy kid in my band class is also a Saxophone player so he has to sit next to me. He's creepy because he asks me weird questions like: "Wanna smell my cork grease?" By the way, cork grease smells like pee. He also calls himself "Cleavage Man". Hopefully he's talking about how a rock cuts.

    The random fact of the day is: in the middle ages, animals were put on trial for crimes against humanity 

timmay!

<:) Hat!

Some people are just completely annoying. Like there's this one kid who, for some reason, he book-driving me* and kicking my binder(which is probably the reason why I can't fix my binder's rings anymore...

Anyway, to put a more positive spin on this post I decided to put up a riddle! Here it is:

I spit like bacon, am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone but lack good legs,
I peel like an onion but still remain whole,
I'm long like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole
What am I?

I will post the answer on Saturday, my second favorite day of the week.

timmay!
*A book drive is when you run up to someone and hit them with a hardcovered book.(The kid who is doing this is the same kid who wrote the post "I'm a Zombie Please Kill Me Timothy Lwanga")

So Cold!

I regret everything I said about wishing for for snow! I like snow when it's falling because it looks beautiful, but now, there's slush on the ground, mud everywhere, and not to mention, it's COLD! Dirty snow is my third least favorite thing about winter behind not being able to go outside and of course, the COLD! Despite the awful part of winter, I just can't wait until Feburary Vacation because hopefully, I will be able to go sledding.

Anyway, This COLD reminds me of the time I went to Florida, where it was warm every day. One time I was at a cafe in Universal Studios. I was in the bathroom right before we left, when as soon as I walked in, I heard a very loud growling sound coming from out of one of the stalls. I instantly ran out, terrified. Now that I think about it, that must have been really funny considering how the growl sounded like and how it was coming from a stall.

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Timmay!

Today in wellness(health) class in school, we started a project. Mr. Dyer told us that we are going to create a slogan and make it fancy, add some designs, pictures and other stuff. He also told us that we were going to be on T.V.! So I was with a group of four boys(One being Carl), who all decided to make our slogan target fast food. Our first slogan was something pretty cool but I don't remember it. We thought some more and came up with: "GREASE MAKES OBESE" and we all loved it. Then we sety to work on individually making rough drafts. My design was to make the letters corrispond to the words so I drew GREASE all wet and nasty like real grease, I drew MAKE in the shape of various foods and the M looked like the McDonalds logo, I drew the OBESE as, well, you know. Next week I need to come in with supplies, pictures I found online, and other stuff that will help with the project  

I've done pretty much nothing besides go to my friends house and watch the ball drop on New Years on TV. So besides any of that, all I've really done is play video games, get sick of that, play piano, get sick of that, go on the computer, get sick of that, jump on a trampoline, get sick. I would go sledding but there's one tiny problem with that: It never snowed.

 But I bet i would be happy about that if it was last year. There was never a time when there wasn't snow on the ground. The problem with the snow is that it was extremly cold and was pretty much soft ice covered in dirt so it was useless for making snowmen or having snowball fight and all that junk.

I still expect it to snow before valentines day.